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stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and kiss your … (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

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guy:

LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR

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casseym:

Give this guy an award

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letterstopercyjackson:

hi sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior grover underwood?

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"When she smiled at me, just for a moment, she looked a little like Annabeth."

- Percy Jackson about Aphrodite, The Titan’s Curse by Rick Riordan (via camphlfblud)

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ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

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rnerci:

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rnerci:

apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5 

WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE

uhhh dont you mean dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

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