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annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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relahvant:

the first thing i did upon turning 18 was watch Drake and Josh and eat a cookie and then took a nap

so like when does this adulthood thing kick in

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moriarty:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

im reading gay fanfic tho

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Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. 
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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drakefanclub:

fyeahdrake:

drizzydrehk:

Never forget

Started.

OMGGGG LMFAO

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winchesterlicious:

My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”

and I was like “…what”

and then she took my hand

and gave me this carrot

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I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing

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whosjeangrey:

I am a damsel but I am not in distress (inspired by this)

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whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

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sonoflilb:

they’re just oversized puppies :’)

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